One morning I was folding clothes in the laundry room. Ethan came in looking for socks to wear to school. I heard the toast pop up too soon in the toaster and I said, "Ethan, can you push my toast down?" As I stood there rushing to get done, Ethan kept looking for socks while standing on my foot.
"Ummmm...Ethan...What are you doing?"
And then it hit me! He thought I had asked him to push my toes down!